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The amazing thing about life is how many complete assholes manage to find someone willing to put up with their bullshit and marry them. When I was a single person, the thing that crushed me the most when I was feeling lonely wasn’t that I thought I’d never find a spouse. It was that Donald Trump did. Three times. Ben Roethlisberger? Totally married. Michele Bachmann! Married to another asshole. Michael Vick? Just spent $300,000 on his wedding this weekend. The “Real Housewives“? They are, by definition, married. I always wonder why self-help books and matchmaker shows bother shaming perfectly nice people into becoming “marriage material” when so many complete shits of human beings didn’t change a thing about themselves and still found love.
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The amazing thing about life is how many complete assholes manage to find someone willing to put up with their bullshit and marry them. When I was a single person, the thing that crushed me the most when I was feeling lonely wasn’t that I thought I’d never find a spouse. It was that Donald Trump did. Three times. Ben Roethlisberger? Totally married. Michele Bachmann! Married to another asshole. Michael Vick? Just spent $300,000 on his wedding this weekend. The “Real Housewives“? They are, by definition, married. I always wonder why self-help books and matchmaker shows bother shaming perfectly nice people into becoming “marriage material” when so many complete shits of human beings didn’t change a thing about themselves and still found love.

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Regardless of what base desires drive the “secretary fantasy” that so many men (and bad porno plots) hold dear, actual secretaries are affected by the fallout from these fantasies in everyday life. Walking behind that front desk is just like walking behind the bar: suddenly your hair gets blown back, your skin seems to glow a little, and “Cherry Pie” starts playing in the background.
It’s Circumstantial Hotness. Or, as I like to call it, the Sex-retary Effect.
Circumstantial Hotness & The “Sex-retary” Effect - The Frisky

Regardless of what base desires drive the “secretary fantasy” that so many men (and bad porno plots) hold dear, actual secretaries are affected by the fallout from these fantasies in everyday life. Walking behind that front desk is just like walking behind the bar: suddenly your hair gets blown back, your skin seems to glow a little, and “Cherry Pie” starts playing in the background.

It’s Circumstantial Hotness. Or, as I like to call it, the Sex-retary Effect.

Circumstantial Hotness & The “Sex-retary” Effect - The Frisky

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