An Open Letter to Mayor Bloomberg: I’m sorry, but with all do respect, sir, ARE YOU MY MOTHER? You know, the one that still won’t allow me to drink caffeine after 4 p.m. because it will “keep me up”? No, no Mayor Bloomberg, you sure as hell are not, so why would you ever think that you can tell me what size soda I am allowed to order at McDonalds, or the movie theater, or anywhere else in New York City? (via An Open Letter to Mayor Bloomberg - The Frisky)