I did Taylor Swift a favor and came up with the tracklist for her new album.
(via bbook)

(via bbook)
# 7, 13, & 15. WHY ARE YOU STILL WRITING SONGS LIKE YOU’RE 14 YEARS OLD, TAYLOR SWIFT??? UGH
“I Sober-Dialed You (Because I’m Underage)”
This is fantastic!!
This right here is the most non-Kanye entertainment I will ever get out of Taylor Swift.