Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wants A Hawk At His 30th Birthday Party

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wants A Hawk At His 30th Birthday Party
This shithead’s outta luck, falconry or keeping birds of prey as pets is not legal in NYC, dummy
I can’t for the life of me unsubscribe from the London Groupon, but you know what shows up in it on a regular basis?...
For the record: one of my life goals is to be fluent in falconry.