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Whether you believe in the Man Jesus or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is a cruel supreme being, indeed, who would create women to be destined for lovey-dovey hearts-and-rainbows partnership, and create ramblin’ men only to burp and drink beer and stick their penises in the closest convenient hole.
Reality is, of course, more nuanced than that—but don’t tell the Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus crowd, because human nuance isn’t their strong suit. Why anyone would think it makes sense for women to “naturally” desire only one type of romantic relationship and to have men “naturally” desire the exact opposite of that (see: the Reluctant Groom), I don’t know.