I remember the old days when I’d put my penis in a hairy vagina and then come inside a condom. Today, it’s all anal sex, bald vaginas, and making it drizzle on her grill. Hugo’s thesis is well-thought out and to be honest, I don’t really get it. But I agree with it! I also agree with every comment ever written by any woman on Jezebel’s site. Good night, trolls!