Opening the box,

and all eyes are on me;

I hope this present rocks.

Whatever could it be?

Maybe it’s a gorgeous ring,

maybe it’s a hundred bucks,

soon I realize I was wrong–

this present really sucks.

Faking it, faking it,

I faked my face of glee,

have no idea why anyone

would give this gift to me.

Oh! Faking it, faking it,

I really cannot guess

why my aunt would think I want “Gigli” on VHS…