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"Glynnis The Tea Party Grandma" (sung to the tune of “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Glynnis the tea party grandma
has some antiquated views.
But can you really blame her?
Glenn Beck is where she gets her news.
Everyone in the family
sits through her awkward rants,
changing the subject quickly
whenever they get the chance.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
a naughty cousin said,
“This holiday won’t be complete
til we talk about Occupy Wall-Street.”
Then how the family freaked out
everybody had to vent:
“Glynnis the tea party grandma, you’re the 99%!”

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