#7. If he’s suddenly panic-stricken, speaking with a curious Scandinavian accent and quickly dashes off in order to solve the mysterious murders of young girls, but the next day you slow down by IHOP and can distinctly see him and a mystery woman inappropriately feeding one another a short stack with strawberry sauce on the same side of the booth, a home-wrecker may, in fact, be eating the glorious breakfast goodness that you deserve.
